biforce:

nothing bad can happen while ur under a blanket just remember that

(via wallflowersandwonderlands)

13mph:

i keep screaming “i cant stand gay people!” as loud as i can, but the gay people arent helping me up. ive been stuck to this bench for the last week

(Source: 180mph, via fake-mermaid)

dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

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bagleopard:

the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it 

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the-sherlockians-have-the-impala:

heymooseface:

castiasstiel:

Jared Padalecki

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Jared Dadalecki

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Jared Sadalecki

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Jared Madalecki

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Jared Gladalecki

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Jared Badalecki

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Jared Plaidalecki

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Jared Radaleckiimage

Oh my God.

Never not gonna reblog

(Source: dangerways, via peoplelikegrapess)

solluxander:

what men think women love to be called:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • honey
  • sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

  • lamp shade
  • broken chair
  • Samuel L Jackson
  • dirty dish rag
  • Mr.Clean
  • Joe Biden
  • what to heck

(via fake-mermaid)

17yr:

people in real life dont actually spike the punch bowl at school dances there arent even punch bowls at dances teens dont hang in the mall or drive around with too many people in the car jamming out to the radio boys dont throw rocks at windows or make cheesy mixtapes and 90s movies lied to me and ruined my life

(via wallflowersandwonderlands)