TCSS // Jake Bevan on a grey tuesday morning.


Cliffs of Moher, Ireland

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my blog will cure your boredom ;)

my blog will cure your boredom ;)
People hate that I flip two cigarettes
Upside down in each pack
for luck,
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
Is annoying,
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
fourty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner.
by (via wellbothdrinkanddrive)

(Source: thewriterandthewildflower, via scream-a-little-louder)


my blog will make you horny ;)

I’m in a cafe in Austin and these quotes are written in sharpie all over the walls, some of them are actually really cool